The World as I Know it

That's my color. Today I decided that the days of Casperina were going to come to an end. I decided that I was not going to white for at least three months, that I was going to be gorgeously golden. But instead of looking like a yummy loaf of bread that is tan and delicious, I look like strawberry cotton candy. I skipped over the hollywood starlette look and went straight to pink. Go me! >.< normal tan lines are okay). No. I was wearing a wife beater and shorts. I had a bra (of course) underneath the beater so I have extremely weird tan lines cuz i pulled up my shorts a little and my shirt a little and laid just over a hill where people couldn't see me. So my lines aren't even in the right places. And I'm pink--on one side.

So i've decided that from now on, white is fine. White is good. My body rejects all colors except white and pink. And that does NOT look good. So Casperina is going to live on but ya know what, I'm okay with that. With any luck, I'll have amazing skin when I'm old and you all will look fourty years older than you actually are.

Speaking of age and looking it, when I was going to get applications the other day, people asked me what my age was, assuming that I was too young to work at those specific places. When I asked my dad if I looked too young, he said "you look like you're about fourteen." Fourteen!! In case people haven't noticed, I think I am more *ahem* developed than a fourteen year old. My short hair is supposed to make me look older. Grr! What can I do for you people to believe me when I say that I have lived 2 decades?? What?!? Please tell me and then I will gladly go and do it!! Suggestions are welcome!! (I'm serious, help me out here. I don't want to look like I just hit puberty. That is not generally considered the best age to be.)

all the love,
heather

Hey all! Wow, something weird just happened with my Blogger. That's okay though, I love you anyway Blogger! Anywho, I know I've been writing mad amounts of stuff, right? But I like to catch up all my oh-so-devoted fans on my life so here it goes guys!

I'm at home (duh!) but I'm driving now (with my parents, but whatevs, it's a small taste of freedom). I'm doing good at it, just so you all know. I expect to out-drive every single one of you on any surface, any type of weather, anywhere, anytime (but only if you let me win :). Haha, I never know if I should put another parenthesis after my smiley face that's at the end of my parenthetical clause. I say no. I say it works that way; plus it would look really, really weird if I put another one on. It'd look like my smiley had a double chin!

So I gave Nic this address last night, so if you ever read it again, welcome! This is my life, my "world as I know it." It's boring, I realize, but it's what I have to offer.

I have some applications that I need to fill out. Nothing cool or amazing like sky-diving instructor--not that I'm actually qualified for that, unless they want to go squish! on the ground, but I don't think that's a viable option at this point--but it might be a job after all! I'm hopeful. Well, that's all I guess. Gonna go back to watching iCarly and on facebook. Peace out girl scouts!!

love heather

Hey! In case you haven't noticed, i changed my template, which seems to be an epidemic. I don't know what's wrong with my "about" or my "archives" or even my "search bar" but I love it a lot!!!! Anyway, I love you all, I just wanted to say hi!!! So hi!!!

I'll write more later.

love,
heather